September 2012
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August 2012
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April 2012
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Even Super Model Billionaire Heiresses...
can’t do any better than this.
Life just isn’t fair.
February 2012
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A List of Insults to Use in a Pinch
Always have these in your back pocket for when you get cornered:
1. That would’ve been funny if a funny person had said it.
2. Maybe that’s cos you’re fat.
3. If you’re going to look like that, you should at least cultivate a likable personality.
4. I’m sorry your parents failed.
5. Well, I’ll concede, only because I feel bad about taking away one of the few things you seem to think you have...
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Exactly.
Best advice column letter EVER:
“My real fear is that June is neither well-off nor attractive enough to make it as a mean girl in Manhattan once she hits middle school. (The kids at this school are 10 or 5 percenters, not 1 percenters.) And while she’s a totally cute kid, she’s chubby with freckles and in need of braces. I’m sure she’ll be pretty, but she’s not...
